I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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