I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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