Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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