I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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