I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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