i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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