Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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