I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
