You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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