Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I party with great urgency now.
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