at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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