I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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