am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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