You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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