Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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