She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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