That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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