Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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