There is no way he is gay with that hair.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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