Its about making memories worth repressing
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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