doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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