I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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