i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
how drunk are you?
Several
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize
