Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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