dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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