He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Fuck appropriateness.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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