chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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