I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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