i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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