that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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