How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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