That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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