this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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