I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
