gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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