Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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