Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
