question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I wish there were birth control emojis
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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