Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
This couple is walking their pig around campus
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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