i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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