He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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