Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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