wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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