It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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