Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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