Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i need some magic done to my vagina
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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