If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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