Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
