Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
