No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I know her cup size but not her name....
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