this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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