it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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