But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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